“Fuck, my tea.” — me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via hacelgrace)

Filed Under: me with coffee

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

blue-obliviate:

roartvn:

blue-obliviate:

thisclockworkheart:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

THE LITERAL NEXT LINE IS “NO I’M JUST PLAYING”. Funny how those who are “offended” never seem to mention that. 

every single day thin body types are applauded, worshipped and praised

can bigger girls have ONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you fucking joking right now? This song should send no offense to skinny people whatsoever. There are so many fucking things that glorify being skinny, and now that there is one song, I repeat ONE SONG that says it’s okay to be curvy, or larger, you’re gonna get all fucking offended and bag on it? I don’t think so. It actually says ‘nah I’m just playing’ after the only remotely offensive line in the song. No. No no no. I need to take a breather because this is not fucking okay. Sit the fuck down, shit the fuck up, and let the larger girls be confident about themselves JUST THIS FUCKING ONCE. Thanks.

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preach.

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

lnsectoid:

imsofukingdone:

lnsectoid:

fire ants are so fucking rude

youre a bitch

???????are you a fire ant????????

arnpora:

"both genders" phhhbbh btppphtbtttttbtbthtbpppthbttbththbt

homolesbians:

Just married!

This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

Filed Under: oh my gosh

gamoradorable:

   ”Make the coffee and I might let you live.”
   ”We don’t have your coffee drink.”
   ”Make the hot, black breakfast beverage that I am
   pretending is coffee and I’ll pretend you’re here by invitation.”

infinity-imagined:

The Southern Pinwheel Galaxy

Tiny Hand